Congratulations you fine paint-huffing son of a bitch! You've managed to squeeze yourself into this premium top-of-the world art contest, and in (insert place here) no less! Why I couldn't recreate what you've done if I chugged a can of paint and threw it up all over the damn canvas! Now take your prize and spend it on... On... Bidwell what do these suckers buy? Tattered hats? Beard dirt?
Comments from judges:
SkyBlade: I love the shine effect on his eyes. I don't know how you did that invis/disguise effect, but it's super cool.